OK, Thursday morning and here is the funny I got via email from luxansword:

It's Great To Be a Woman Because...

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
4. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
5. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
6. Taxis stop for us.
7. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
8. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).
9. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
10. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
11. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
12. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
13. We don't have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
14. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
15. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
16. There are times when chocolate really can solve all problems.
17. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
18. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
19. We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.

Of course God created man before woman. You ALWAYS do the rough draft before the Masterpiece.

Good giggles for the day.

Welcome to MissyKat's blog on Farscape and various OT subjects.

I am much in need of a place to rant and rave, away from bulletin boards and the wailing and nashing of teeth that seems to accompany the shipper fest that Farscape has become. So this is it! As far as the Nest goes, I am slowly (I know, too slowly) working on getting it back up and running again. I think you will be happy with all the changes and it you aren't, well please don't tell me. I am not in the mood for criticism (constructive, or otherwise) at the moment. I have to start off with thanks to ||Scorpius|| and Cush for their dogged determination to keep their sites up and running no matter how many times they get hacked or the servers flake out. As you might have noticed, I got a domain name and some server space on the offhand chance that maybe I wouldn't have to face all that difficulty again.

I would welcome encouraging posts on the message board and I will try to keep the popup updated to let you know what has been reworked and uploaded. Yeah, I know you are just killing that popup without even reading it but hey, maybe you will catch on that it is an update message. I can only hope. Besides, this all gives me practice in different design - now if I just had the nerve to attempt frames or ccs I would be ready for the real world. Ahh, the real world... that elusive entity that keeps me from total submersion in all things SciFi, that fair maid that draws me back into the light of day, away from the shadows of darkness that threaten to envelop me with sweet illusion.

This is such a playtoy for the Kat. You should be taking bets on how long before I lose interest.